It’s Blog Spam Day
When you have a blog, you’re going to get comments from all kinds of people. Some of them are kind, some are mean, but some of the comments are spam. I mostly get blog spam from people whose first language is not English and they’re trying to sell something. I love the comments I get from spammers. Here are the latest.
“For just a more secure purchasing experience on your own hunt for a new pre-loved designer bag…”
Obviously, my mind is in the gutter. But I keep wondering how one creates a new, pre-loved designer bag. Is it new? Has it been pre-loved? Ewwwwwww!
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My designer handbags want a mark of favour! But I’m not going to be wearing them upon my foot. That’s crazy.
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Levitation kits? I NEED a levitation kit!
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I swear I haven’t been writing about weed. Maybe you should stop smoking it since your reading comprehension skills seem impaired.
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Say what? I have no idea what this means, but I suspect it’s in Ewok. And means something very rude.
“I don’t even understand how I ended up right here, however I thought this put up used to be good. I do not recognize who you are however definitely you’re going to a well-known blogger in the event you are not already. Cheers!”
When I feel bad about my blog, I can always come read my spam. Those guys really know how to give a compliment. Cheers!
If you enjoyed this Spam post, you might also enjoy “The Spam Files” by my friend Rodalena.